February 2011
“I really think it’s crazy, that we hit our kids, it really is....”
– Louis CK
This just happened:
Her: Will you make me a '90s mix cd?
Me: Uh sure, why?
Her: Cause you're older.
Me: Okay. OH! I just found a bunch of Unplugged cds under my bed, like Stone Temple Pilots
Her: No I mean '90s music like Nirvana and Pearl Jam
Me: -____________-
Anonymous asked: Picture?
Shower
find burrito
drive 5 miles an hour back downtown
eat burrito
snuggle the shit out of my dog friend
watch movies until it’s time to drink beers
Monday doesn’t sound so bad
snow. fucking. driving.
January 2011
How you can tell you're a nerd:
When you’re driving with an icy as fuck windshield and you watch the whippers slowly chip parts of it away to float like little islands and you say to yourself
“Looks like the breakup of Pangea!”
I’m a fucking nerd.
Why can't I ever hear Pantera start playing on...
Things you won't catch my ass doing
1. Bungee Jumping
White dog shit > Glee
Kérem egy mas nevem. Szeretnem egy nevnapom.
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